February 2012
11 posts
La Buena (G)Onda: Yo Momma Jokes For Graphic... →
aigalosangeles:
Some have claimed the “yo momma” (also known as “yo mama”) joke has come and gone, its subtle deconstruction of the triad relationship between one’s mom, one’s mom’s personal aesthetic or intelligence, and one’s insulter having peaked some time in the early ’90s.
At…
OMG YES.
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Watchceejay7990:
When you hit record on photobooth instead of camera without knowing.
MYYY BAAAD
HAHAHA. All aboard the failboat! :) Love you ladies!!
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if you were a painter, i'd be your mona lisa: How... →
sarahhnicolev:
Well, after reading this…it’s more of a mockery. This was the funniest/most pathetic thing I’ve read. Some dude- Mike- is a bit disappointed after his first date with Lauren since she hasn’t responded to his texts and calls…and so decides to email her a novel on how he feels…and hopes for a second…
The girl must’ve been like TL;DR, send me another email so I can...
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Couple random thoughts to close the evening...
Is “Hit Me Baby One More Time” Rihanna’s least favorite song?
The moment when you realize that dates (the fruit) kinda look like cockroaches.
Goodnight.
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January 2012
22 posts
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kireien:
thelittleplanet replied to your post: So, there’s two people from my high school who are…
I know how you feel, I’ve watched about 10 of my friends get married. Three of them already have kids. So ronery :’(
We need to form a singles club so we can console and be all forever alone together, -cries-
agreed, as long as i can be king and tyrant of the club. you can be president and...
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Just Maria :D: L.A. paper calls Seattle "snow... →
msmariagee:
There is a saying about people in glass houses… Amidst one of the worst winter storms to strike the greater Seattle area in decades, the Los Angeles Times put out a blog chastising Seattle citizens’ reaction to snow, with this actual headline: “Snow wimps: Seattle is shut down by…
As a native Los Angelino, let me go on record to say that I’m appalled that the...
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“Opinions are immunity to being told you’re wrong: paper, rock, and...”
– “The Only Thing Worse Than Beating a Dead Horse Is Betting On One”, Relient K
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Happy New Year Tumblr! This wine makes my chest feel warm :)
December 2011
12 posts
I hate sad music: it saps the energy I need to be...
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lunaloveme:
thelittleplanet replied to your post: i don’t think anyone caught how my url referred to…
i caught the reference when you first changed it lol.
i’m glad at least you understood it :’-)
haha. i’m not much of a harry potter fan, but it’s a nerd/pop culture reference, and im adept at picking up most references :)
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Lebron and His Rings
My little sis asked me to think of some Lebron-bashing jokes. I don’t know much about basketball or Lebron James. I just know he didn’t get a ring. So here are some jokes I thought of, and don’t take these personally, Miami fans. I just like making jokes, okay?
Every time Lebron buys an Audi, they have to remove the logos from the car before giving the car over to him.
Even...
People say money can't buy happiness?
alyshatucker:
I beg to differ, I just bought some taco bell. Im the happiest bitch in the valley.
Disgusting.
November 2011
14 posts
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I feel like Pitbull, as good as some of his music...
Am I the only one who feels this way?
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Macbook Air or Pro?
be-au-ti-ful-disaster:
hmmm..?
If you’re going to be doing any sort of heavy design or multimedia use (photo retouching, graphic design, video editing, etc), I suggest a Pro. I use one for my graphic design work and it works beautifully. If you’re just doing basic things (text documents, internet, music, etc) go with an Air. Hope this helps! :)